SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
MuscleBob BuffPants/Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost (1999)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Photos
Quotes
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Squidward : [notices a tombstone outside his house as SpongeBob and Patrick attempt to put him to rest] Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
SpongeBob : Nope, just into this hole.
Squidward : [sighs] SpongeBob, I have a confession to make...
SpongeBob : [as Squidward takes off the towel on his head, he gasps] You're bald?
Squidward : No, I'm not bald! I'm alive!
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[SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is a ghost]
Squidward : Enough! Squidward's ghost is feeling unusually generous today, and has decided to spare ye a horrible fate. Sssss. All you must do is obey my every whim and tickle my fancy on demand.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Does that include...?
Squidward : Quiet! Do as you're told, lest you incur the wrath of Squidward!
Patrick : I think they make a cream for that now.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, Patrick, Hike!
[Patrick blows on some chess pieces, while SpongeBob carries a rock and drops it]
SpongeBob SquarePants : You just lost three points.
[climbs coral tree]
SpongeBob SquarePants : One, two, five.
[blows bubble shaped like a G and a 7]
SpongeBob SquarePants : G-7!
Patrick : G-7? King me! King me!
[runs into coral]
Patrick : I lose!
SpongeBob SquarePants : But it's not Tuesday, Patrick.
Patrick : Tartar sauce!
Squidward : [opens window from house] Hey! What are you invertebrates doing?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : We don't know.
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[Patrick and SpongeBob are carring Squidward in his lounge chair]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here?
Squidward : No, too wet.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here?
Squidward : No, too hot. Keep moving. Keep moving.
[they move to a spoof of a Henri Toulouse-Lautrec poster]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Here?
Squidward : Too Louse-Lautrec.
[rimshot]
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Squidward : I hunger for nourishment.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Nothing but the freshest, your ghostliness. A grape fresh from the vine, your noncorporealness. A banana peeled to your liking, your inmaterialness.
Patrick : [drops a huge watermelon on Squidward's mouth] One watermelon straight from the manure fields, your spookiness.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Art thou not pleased?
Squidward : Enough! I want something else, something hard to find.
SpongeBob SquarePants : We are here to please you.
Patrick : What do you hunger for, master?
Squidward : Cherry pie.
[Patrick pulls out a cherry pie from his back]
Squidward : Where did you get that?
Patrick : I found it.
Squidward : [throws away pie] Well, go find it again!
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Squidward : This attic better be cl...
[shows Spongebob and Patrick holding a coffin for Squidward]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, get in.