The Young Ones (TV Series)

Bambi (1984)

Emma Thompson: Miss Money-Sterling

Quotes 

• Bambi : And what is the chemical equation...

  Miss Money-Sterling : [presses her buzzer]  I've got a Porsche!

  Bambi : Yes, well, that's not exactly what I've got written on the card but I knew your father so Footlights lead by 25 to none.

  Miss Money-Sterling : Daddy sends hugs.

• Lord Monty , Lord Snot , Miss Money-Sterling , Kendal Mintcake : Rah! Rah! Rah! We're going to smash the oiks!

• [in a Rolls-Royce] 

  Lord Monty : You know, it's a rotten shame. I went to see the careers officer in Big College yesterday and he said that all he'd got left was Chairman of British Rail. Well, I wanted to be Director-General of the BBC.

  Lord Snot : Yes, it's rotten. They gave it to Scapper just because he directed our world tour of Hamlet and wrote our hilarious revue "What Ho, Darkie". Honestly, chairman of a nationalised industry. I'd rather be a cabinet minister!

  Kendal Mintcake : Well, I'm all right because my daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers Party for my birthday!

  Miss Money-Sterling : At least we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University Challenge!

  Lord Snot : We've just got time before my balls drop!