SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Christmas Who? (2000)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Singer #3

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Quotes 

• Squidward : I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

  Patrick : Like a genie!

• Squidward : My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Santa! This is the greatest gift you could've given me! Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

  Squidward : [as Santa]  I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob. *You* did.

• Squidward : He made me a present? It's probably a jellyfish net, or an old krabby patty, or his favorite underpants. Haha.

  [He opens the present] 

  Squidward : Why, it looks like a clarinet.

  [He takes in the scent of the present] 

  Squidward : It smells like one, too. Handcrafted on driftwood. And it's even got my name on it.

  [He finds a button that says "push"] 

  Squidward : What's this?

  [He pushes the button and 3 wooden Squidwards with clarinets come out and bob up and down] 

  Squidward : Wow. This is the greatest gift I've ever gotten. Oh, I feel like a... I feel like a... I feel like a...

  [a donkey appears on screen and makes braying noises] 

  Squidward : Big jerk! What have I done to poor SpongeBob?

• Squidward : What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?

  Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : Step outside, we've got something for you to see!

  Squidward : Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately

  Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree