The Simpsons (TV Series)

Krusty Gets Kancelled (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Jacqueline, Krusty's Assistant, Nelson Muntz, Auditioning Actress

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Quotes 

• [the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing at Moe's bar] 

  Bart : Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, do you want to appear on a Krusty comeback special?

  Flea : Sure, if you can get us outta this gig.

  Bart : No problemo.

  [Bart points to the wall behind Moe] 

  Bart : Hey Moe, look over there.

  Moe : What? What am I looking at?

  [Bart and the Red Hot Chili Peppers walk out the door] 

  Moe : I'm gonna stop looking here in a second. What, is *that* it?

  [Homer walks into the bar] 

  Homer : Hey Moe, can I look too?

  Moe : Sure, but it'll cost ya.

  Homer : My wallet's in the car.

  [He runs outside] 

  Moe : He is so stupid. And now, back to the wall...

• Krusty the Clown : I don't how to thank you kids.

  Bart : That's okay, Krusty.

  Lisa Simpson : We're getting fifty percent of the t-shirt sales.

  Krusty the Clown : WHAT? That's the sweetest plum! You little...!

  [calms down] 

  Krusty the Clown : Ah, what the hell, you deserve it. Thanks, kids.

• Gabbo : And now it's time for another patented Gabbo crank call! Oh, I love these!

  Bart : I can't believe it! He stole this bit from Krusty!

  Lisa Simpson : Yeah, well, Krusty stole it from Steve Allen.

  Grandpa Simpson : Oh, everything's stolen nowadays. Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.

• Cameraman : Hey, boyo, what's so funny?

  Bart : Well, it's... nah, you wouldn't be interested. It's too lowbrow.

  Cameraman : No, I'm quite lowbrow.

  Bart : Well, somebody just wrote a bawdy limerick on the men's room wall.

  Cameraman : This I gotta see!

• Bart : [the TV flashes and yells the name Gabbo three times]  Did you see that?

  Homer : Yeah

  Bart : What was it?

  Homer : I reckon it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.