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first lines]
[
Smithers raps on the men's room door at the power plant]
Smithers:
Come on, Simpson! Open up, we know you're in there!
[
no answer; Smithers motions to two goons, who break the door down; the bathroom is apparently empty, but Smithers looks carefully, and points to a stall]
Smithers:
Hmm... that one.
[
the goons kick open the stall, revealing Homer standing in the toilet bowl]
Homer Simpson:
Someone's in here!
[
as the goons drag him out]
Homer Simpson:
NO! NOOOOOO! AH! NO! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...! NOOOOO!
Smithers:
Boy, I never saw a man so desperate to get out of five minutes of calisthenics.
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