Homer secretly trails Lenny and Carl to the venue of a masonic society called the Stonecutters,who enjoy elite privileges and seem to number every male in Springfield except him. When a birthmark on him shaped like the secret sign of the Stonecutters is revealed he is declared their new leader but,unhappy at the premise of having to obey him,the lodge found another society - called No Homers. Written by
don @ minifie-1
Did You Know?
Regular Springfield characters shown to be stonecutters: Lenny, Carl, Moe, Dr.Hibbert, Burns, Smithers, Grampa (Abe Simpson), Jasper, Herman, Principal Skinner, Mayor Quimby, Chief Wiggum, Leopold (Superintendant Chalmers' Assistant), Krusty, Kent Brockman, Apu, Barney and of course, Homer, after his initiation. Barney is never actually seen wearing stonecutter robes, but he is seen working at the stonecutters' daycare center. See more
When Homer "wins" the poker game, he joylessly proclaims himself the winner and pulls the chips over his cards; however, after the camera switches to the other players and back to him, there are no chips on his cards and they are completely different cards. See more
Welcome to the club, Number 493. You have become a member of the ancient and noble society of Stonecutters, who since ancient times have always endeavored to shatter the stone of ignorance, to bring forth the light of truth... now, let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong!
We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)
Written by Alf Clausen
and John Swartzwelder
Performed by Cast See more