Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Secretary (1994)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes

Quotes 

• Elaine Benes : So, Barney's is having this huge sale. I try this dress on... stunning. Stunning! I couldn't take my eyes off myself.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah?

  Elaine Benes : Okay, so then I put it on at home. It looks like I'm carrying twins.

• Elaine Benes : Skinny mirrors! Barney's has skinny mirrors! They make you look like 10 pounds lighter.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh you're crazy.

  Elaine Benes : Am I? Do ya think I would have bought this dress if I looked like this at Barney's?

  George Costanza : You know, I think she may have something there.