George is authorized by the Yankees to get himself a secretary and he's decided not to hire an attractive woman as it would be too distracting. It doesn't really make a difference. Elaine is having a problem with an expensive dress she's recently bought and is convinced that the store is using 'thin' mirrors. Jerry thinks he sees his dry cleaner wearing his jacket at the movies. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number and writes it down on Jerry's dry cleaning ticket. Written by
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When Jerry enters the changing room to talk to Kramer, a wallet is visible secured in the elastic in the front of Kramer's boxer shorts. Moments later the wallet has disappeared. See more
About George's new job: It's amazing! You're getting a secretary! Last week you were taking messages for your mother...
And now someone will be taking messages for ME!
...From your mother.