Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Boyfriend (1992)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George Costanza : [George rushes into Jerry's apartment]  Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?

  Jerry : No, what happened to you?

  George Costanza : All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".

  Jerry : I'm Vandelay Industries?

  George Costanza : Right.

  Jerry : What is that?

  George Costanza : You're in latex.

  Jerry : What do I do with latex?

  George Costanza : I don't know, you manufacture it.

  Elaine : [laughing]  Right here in this little apartment?

  Jerry : And what do I say about you?

  George Costanza : You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

  Jerry : I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman?

  [chuckling] 

  Jerry : I don't think so. Why would I do that?

  George Costanza : [angrily]  Because I asked you to.

  Jerry : If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.

• George Costanza : Magellan? You like Magellan?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh yeah, my favorite explorer. Around the world? Come on. Why, who do you like?

  George Costanza : De Soto.

  Jerry Seinfeld : De Soto, why De Soto?

  George Costanza : He discovered the Mississippi.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, like they wouldn't have found it anyway.