Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Boyfriend (1992)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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George Costanza : [George rushes into Jerry's apartment] Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?
Jerry : No, what happened to you?
George Costanza : All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".
Jerry : I'm Vandelay Industries?
George Costanza : Right.
Jerry : What is that?
George Costanza : You're in latex.
Jerry : What do I do with latex?
George Costanza : I don't know, you manufacture it.
Elaine : [laughing] Right here in this little apartment?
Jerry : And what do I say about you?
George Costanza : You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Jerry : I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman?
[chuckling]
Jerry : I don't think so. Why would I do that?
George Costanza : [angrily] Because I asked you to.
Jerry : If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.
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Jerry Seinfeld : So, did you two, uh, have uh...
Elaine Benes : What?
Jerry Seinfeld : You know.
Elaine Benes : Milk?
Jerry Seinfeld : No.
Elaine Benes : Cookies?