Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Burning (1998)
Cindy Ambuehl: Sophie
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Quotes
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Jerry : Sophie, it's me! I know about the tractor story! And I'm fine with it!
Sophie : How could you know?
Jerry : Shhh! Shhh! But I'm not going to let something like this ruin what could be a meaningful relationship.
Mickey Abbott : [Kramer and Mickey enter] You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!
Cosmo Kramer : I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!
Mickey Abbott : Well, you should have told me!
Jerry : I'm with somebody!
Sophie : No, I understand! This can be a difficult thing to deal with! But the important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.
Cosmo Kramer : You know, she's right.
Sophie : But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.
Jerry : You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?
Sophie : Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
Jerry : [stunned] All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody!
[leaves]
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Sophie : [on Jerry's answering machine] Hey Jerry, it's me. Call me back.
Jerry : Sophie.
George Costanza : She's still doing that?
Jerry : Yep.
George Costanza : Alright, I'll tell you what you do. You call her back and give HER the "It's me", heh? Pull the old switcheroo.
Jerry : I think that's a "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
George Costanza : What the hell is a gander, anyway?
Jerry : It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on it.