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(TV Series)

(1998)

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Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations.

George Costanza: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

Elaine: So you think Puddy actually believes in something?

Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.

Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.

Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons.

Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.

Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.

Jerry: Sophie, it's me! I know about the tractor story! And I'm fine with it!

Sophie: How could you know?

Jerry: Shhh! Shhh! But I'm not going to let something like this ruin what could be a meaningful relationship.

Mickey Abbott: [Kramer and Mickey enter] You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!

Cosmo Kramer: I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!

Mickey Abbott: Well, you should have told me!

Jerry: I'm with somebody!

Sophie: No, I understand! This can be a difficult thing to deal with! But the important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.

Cosmo Kramer: You know, she's right.

Sophie: But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

Sophie: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Jerry: [stunned] All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody!

[leaves]

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Elaine: Well, I'm going to hell.

Jerry: That sounds about right. Hey, did you hear the one about the guy in hell with the coffee and the donuts?

Elaine: Jerry, I'm not in the mood.

George Costanza: [to the waitress] I'll have some coffee and a donut.

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Cosmo Kramer: Well, I've got gonorrhea.

Elaine: That sounds about right.

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George Costanza: [after Jerry has told him and Elaine about Sophie giving him the "It's me"] I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical. It's like these hip musicians with their complicated shoes!

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David Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish!

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Elaine: Do you believe in God?

David Puddy: Yeah...

Elaine: Is it a problem for you that I'm not religious?

David Puddy: No.

Elaine: Why not?

David Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.

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