Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Abstinence (1996)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry Seinfeld : Now, why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Cosmo Kramer : Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know!
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Cosmo Kramer : Do you think we got a case?
Jackie Chiles : [nods and grins] Your face is my case.
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Larry The Cook : [Kramer lights up a cigar at Monk's] Hey, take it outside.
Cosmo Kramer : Come on, Larry, you know me.
Larry The Cook : It bothers people and it's against the law.
Jerry Seinfeld : You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.