When George's new girlfriend gets mononucleosis, he's told there'll be no sex for at least six weeks. Frustrated, he begins to realize he has interests in science and history. Jerry says the lack of sex has made him smarter as he's now concentrating on his brain. For Elaine however, the lack of sex is having the opposite effect. Jerry is supposed to speak at career day at his old junior high but is continually being bumped first by someone who goes over his time and then by a fire drill. Kramer doesn't like having to go outside the restaurant to smoke and seeing there are many in the same boat, decides to turn his apartment into a smoker's lounge. It all has a serious effect on his looks and turns to lawyer Jackie Chiles to get justice. Written by
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Jerry had a hard time keeping a straight face in the scene in which Kramer has been disfigured by the smoke, while Michael Richards refused to break character. See more
During the business with the lettuce it is 'stalk up' when seen over Gerry's shoulder but not when seen from the front. See more
They're trying to screw with your head.
Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.
Seinfeld Theme Song
Written by Jonathan Wolff See more