Scrubs (TV Series)

My Female Trouble (2004)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : [to Reid]  I should've known, Barbie. Hell, you have been impersonating a doctor since the first day you got here.

• Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie, the guy's a sexist pig. He's gonna eat you alive.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Look, I'm not the same doctor I was four years ago. I'm smarter, I'm more confident...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just skip the rest of your "I'll show you speech" and just walk away in a huff. I'm very busy. Thank you!

• Dr. Perry Cox : Life is pointless, Gandhi and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor. I mean, bottom line, you spend eight years and 200G's trying to get through med school and what do you have to show for it? I'll tell ya. A diploma on your wall and a bullseye on your back.

• Carla : And you reminded him that people are basically good.

  Dr. Perry Cox : People suck. They suck. And make no mistake about it, even sweet little old ladies are looking to bend you over a chair in court. Come on.

  Dr. Perry Cox : We covered people.

  Carla : And I know you wouldn't never do anything to ruin his innocence.

  Dr. Perry Cox : You see, there's a compartment in the hat. So the stinkin' rabbit is actually in there the whole time, right?

• Carla : Here's what's going to happen. You're going to drop this lawsuit because it's wrong and you know it. But also because if you don't, I'm going to pound the plaid right off of that shirt and make it so that the only way you'll be able to eat pie is through a straw!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Jordan's making me stretch out her new jeans.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Cry me a river. Guess what Gandhi's wife is making me do because if supposedly "broke his spirit".

  Harvey Corman : Ever since the operation, I've been serving lefty so it could be a little unpredictable.