Roseanne (TV Series)

We Gather Together (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Roseanne Conner : [about their mom]  You didn't even call her on her birthday!

  Jackie Harris : Oh God, you sound just like her! I never call, I never visit, I never tell you what's going on in my life!

  Dan Conner : [staggers in half asleep]  What's going on?

  Roseanne Conner : Nothing, you can go back to sleep.

  Dan Conner : I heard all the hollering and I thought your parents got here early.

  [chuckles] 

• Dan Conner : [stuffed after dinner]  There's a chemical they put in turkey that makes you sleepy.

  Jay Bryant : L-tryptophan.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, good ol' tryptophan, that stuff just wipes you out.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, it couldn't have been those four beers, could it?

  Dan Conner : Eh, I ain't driving anywhere.