Roseanne (TV Series)

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today (1993)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

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Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : What've you got planned for the big event?

  Roseanne Conner : Aww, it's gonna be sooo great. We're going all out this time, you know. Ah, we'll start with a really romantic, prime rib dinner, and everything, because, you know, the twentieth wedding anniversary *is* the red meat and liquor anniversary.

• Jackie Harris : [about Roseanne's wedding anniversary gift]  Still looking. I wanted to be sure I get you something you've always wanted.

  Roseanne Conner : [gasps]  Can you get me into the Witness Relocation Program?

• Jackie Harris : [Dan wants to know Jackie's opinion about a shoe rack he bought Roseanne for their twentieth wedding anniversary]  She is not going to be expecting this. It's a good present, Dan. Good, good, good, really good...

  [making a face] 

  Jackie Harris : It's bad, Dan. Bad present, really bad. You can't...