Roseanne (TV Series)
Glengarry, Glen Rosey (1993)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : I am warning you, Mom. If you don't stop treating me like a child, I'm packed up, and out of your place by tonight.
Bev Harris : That's the coffee talking, Jackie.
Jackie Harris : Hold on a second.
[to the coffee cup]
Jackie Harris : What's that? Okay, I'll tell her. The coffee says that you're a meddling old bat, who's sapping my will to *live*!
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Bev Harris : Well, I'm sorry if I care about you, Jackie, but I watch you every day. I'm just concerned about this reckless life-style of yours!
Jackie Harris : [nearly shouts] Reckless life-style? I am living with my Mother in a *Retirement Community*!
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Jackie Harris : [Roger asks Jackie out] Wait a minute. Aren't you dating Nancy? My business partner, Nancy? My friend, Nancy?
Roger : All three of them, yes. But ours is a completely casual relationship; I can date other women... she can date other women.
Jackie Harris : You know, Roger, Nancy is a casual type of person, but I'm a real up-tight, do-it-by-the-rules kinda gal, and one of the rules is, 'Never date your lesbian friend's boyfriend'.
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Jackie Harris : [in a Thrift Store, to Roseanne] Well, maybe we're not being fair to Nancy. People change. Maybe having a baby is a sign she's becoming less self-involved.
Nancy Bartlett : Guys, look at this stroller. What do you think? Do you think it makes me look fat?