Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Waiting for God (1988)
Chris Barrie: Rimmer
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Rimmer : Incredible. A stupendous moment in my personal history. The perfectly preserved remains of a Quagaar warrior.
Lister : Yeah, right, Rimmer. Absolutely.
Rimmer : They must have looked something like... a roast chicken.
[end credits begin to roll, then freeze after a few seconds]
Rimmer : [voice over] It's a garbage pod!
[credits resume, and freeze again after a few seconds]
Rimmer : [voice over] IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!
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Holly : [reading Rimmer's confidential report] Arnold Rimmer: Technician 2nd Class. Captain's remarks: There's a saying amongst the officers, "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer". He aches for responsibility, but constantly fails the engineering exam.
Rimmer : Wait, Holly. I want *my* report. RIMMER. That's two m's e-r.
Holly : Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects: comical.
Rimmer : No, Holly. I want my report. RIMMER. That's 2 R's. One at the front, one at the back.
Holly : Arnold, this is your report.
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[after Lister explains that cat books use smells]
Rimmer : You ought to try reading you shirt sometime, Lister. It's probably a novel by Victor Hugo.
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Rimmer : Constantly fails the exam? I'd hardly call 11 times constantly.
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Rimmer : [Rimmer interrupts the closing credits] It's a garbage pod... IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!