This is a mixed bag of stories with what might possibly be the shortest complete TV segment of all time. That would be 'A Matter of Semantics' featuring Cesar Romero as Count Dracula, who wants to open an account at a blood bank by making a withdrawal! It blows by quickly as a one line joke.
The opener stars Patty Duke in an uncharacteristic role as a totally self absorbed gossip columnist making lives miserable for just about anyone she comes across. Her target in this story is aging screen star Carrie Crane (Virginia Mayo), who at fifty looked pretty good to this viewer. Miss Crane's unexpected gift of a diary to Holly Schaeffer (Duke) comes with pre-written pages in Schaeffer's own handwriting, and the opportunities afforded by some clever writing could have taken this story in any direction at all. As it is, Holly's attempt to write an alternate chapter on day five of her diary genuinely unravels her sanity and consigns her to spend her days in an asylum, a fitting if horrific retribution for the acerbic writer.
Unlike some other reviewers here, I thought the third entry was a hoot, with old man Hawkins (John Carradine) getting his kicks by sending a trio of naïve youngsters on a wild goose chase to find a hidden treasure containing a 'big surprise'. I guess one could interpret this story in any number of ways. Personally, I thought the old coot played one of the biggest practical jokes of all time on the kids. I just had to laugh.
I thought the last segment was building for a really dynamic payoff with Carl Reiner portraying a college professor who holds the ancient gods in contempt and invokes their names to the consternation of his students, who see the sky roiling and the heavens about to exact some sort of vengeance on the rabid teacher. I don't know if the ending was supposed to be scary or funny, but just as I did with Carradine's story, I just had to laugh.
The opener stars Patty Duke in an uncharacteristic role as a totally self absorbed gossip columnist making lives miserable for just about anyone she comes across. Her target in this story is aging screen star Carrie Crane (Virginia Mayo), who at fifty looked pretty good to this viewer. Miss Crane's unexpected gift of a diary to Holly Schaeffer (Duke) comes with pre-written pages in Schaeffer's own handwriting, and the opportunities afforded by some clever writing could have taken this story in any direction at all. As it is, Holly's attempt to write an alternate chapter on day five of her diary genuinely unravels her sanity and consigns her to spend her days in an asylum, a fitting if horrific retribution for the acerbic writer.
Unlike some other reviewers here, I thought the third entry was a hoot, with old man Hawkins (John Carradine) getting his kicks by sending a trio of naïve youngsters on a wild goose chase to find a hidden treasure containing a 'big surprise'. I guess one could interpret this story in any number of ways. Personally, I thought the old coot played one of the biggest practical jokes of all time on the kids. I just had to laugh.
I thought the last segment was building for a really dynamic payoff with Carl Reiner portraying a college professor who holds the ancient gods in contempt and invokes their names to the consternation of his students, who see the sky roiling and the heavens about to exact some sort of vengeance on the rabid teacher. I don't know if the ending was supposed to be scary or funny, but just as I did with Carradine's story, I just had to laugh.