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I'm a fan of the Night Gallery vignettes, although I prefer more of a horror tinge rather than a funny one, as A Matter Of Semantics appears to be. It'll be difficult writing a long paragraph for this short episode, considering it's only about 10 minutes long, but allow my ramblings. The "star" here is Cesar Romero, he of the joker fame from the Batman series, as he portrays Count Dracula visiting a blood bank, and the nurse doesn't put two and two together, even though the guy's wearing a black cape and has make up on his face, she still acts as if nothing's wrong here, and he gives his address as being in Transylvania too! I won't spoil the conclusion as there is a funny punchline, and the girl finally gets the picture of what's going on, maybe because she's a blonde, who knows. It's worth your ten minutes to check out.Finally, the painting(Bela Lugosi lookalike)is scarier than the episode, but this vignette is charming in a 70's kind of way and I try to watch as often as I can.
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