NewsRadio (TV Series)

Xmas Story (1995)

David Foley: Dave Nelson

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Quotes 

• Joe : Dave, why don't you just ask Mr. James to buy him a car, too?

  Dave : No. No, I can't.

  Lisa : Why not?

  Dave : Look, I'm no etiquette expert, but I think when someone is generous enough to give you six sports cars, it's in bad form to ask for a seventh.

• Dave : I really hate to say this, but it is the thought that counts.

  Matthew : Yeah, and these are the result of a really cheap, crappy thought.

• Santa : Can you keep a little Christmas secret?

  Bill McNeal : A Christmas secret? How jolly.

  Santa : Come closer.

  Dave : Are you coming, Bill?

  Bill McNeal : In a minute.

  [Comes closer to Santa] 

  Santa : I'm going to kill you.