NewsRadio (TV Series)

Jackass Junior High (1998)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

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Quotes 

• Bill : How come no one thinks I'm funny?

  Lisa : How come no one thinks I'm female?

  Bill : We're just misunderstood, I suppose. That's why guys like us have to hang together.

  Lisa : Bill, I'm a woman.

  Bill : Prove it.

  Lisa : [Dryly]  Ha-ha.

  Bill : See? Made you laugh.

• [Dave is sitting at his desk] 

  Bill : Prepare to be knocked on your ass.

  Dave : Aw damn, I'm already on my ass. Why don't you try me again later?

  Bill : You know I will.

• Dave : Just because all the women are gone doesn't give you license to behave like animals.

  Bill : Why not?

  Dave : I'm just saying don't get too comfortable, seeing as they will all be back tomorrow.

  Lisa : I'm a woman.

  Matthew : But you're different.

  Lisa : No, Matthew, *you're* different.

• Bill : [imitating Bill Clinton]  Tell Madeleine Albright she's got competition.

• Bill : It wasn't funny "ha ha", it was more funny "boo hoo, that totally sucked".

• Jimmy James : I had no idea the morning meeting was being replaced by a belching stand-off. What if I had been with a client?

  Bill : It's okay, Jimmy. All the women are gone.

  Jimmy James : Cool. Bring me a tall, cool one, and I'll show you how this thing is done.