The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Marooned (1967)

Davy Jones: Davy

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• Davy : [dressed as a ship's commodore]  If we hurry, men, we can destroy the Brittish at Trenton!

  Micky : Davy, you *are* Brittish.

• Mike : Let's swim for it!

  Davy : No, man, we'll drown!

  Micky : Well, let's drown for it!

• Peter : Would you repeat that?

  Kimba Of The Jungle : Kretch!

  Peter : He says that he's the original Kimba of the Jungle and that when the movie company ran out of money here on location in 1916 they left him here behind to rot.

  Davy : What happened to the chick who played his wife?

  Peter : She ran off with a casting director who promised her a big career.

  Micky : What about the little kid that played er, the kid?

  Peter : He's alive and well in Argentina.

  Micky : You mean you got all that from... all he said was 'kretch'.

  Peter : Well, it's not the word, it's the way he said it.

• Micky : Wait! Our footprints. Great Scott, that means we're lost, we've been going around in circles!

  Davy : Oh, Micky, Micky, it's a small set, man. We have to use the same place, you know, different bushes, trees.

  Mike : Yeah, don't you remember, like the Lone Ranger and the big rock?

• Micky : Hey, you know, if that was a rifle shot, then that means that somebody is on this island trying to kill us!

  Davy : No, that wasn't a rifle shot, man. That, this is a deserted island! It was probable a car backfiring or something.

• Davy : [to Thursday]  Hey, didn't I see you in a Stewart Granger movie?

• Davy : Where do we hide in the meantime?

  Thursday : There's only one safe place.

  Micky : Where's that?

  Thursday : Well, I can't tell you now, that's in the next scene.

• Mike : [walking by]  Buried treasure, that's sort of out of hand, Pete.

  Davy : [walking by]  Next thing you know, you'll be buying San Diego.

  Peter : I turned San Diego down!

  Micky : [walking by]  Treasure map. That's one of the dumbest things you've ever done, Pete.

  Peter : That's not fair, Micky.

  Davy : Nah, that's not true, Micky. He's done dumber things than that. I know.

  Peter : Thanks, man.