Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Jim Carrey/Eric McCormack/Barenaked Ladies (2004)

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Conan O'Brien : Your U.S. citizenship has come through, we have Guy Secunder from the U.S. Department of Immigration Naturalization,

  [Guy enters] 

  Conan O'Brien : here with your official documents. All you have to do is sign a piece of paper... and you are a U.S. citizen. That's all you have to do.

  [audience shouts protests] 

  Conan O'Brien : You get your passport, you sign that, they'll give you a passport.

  [Jim signs the form] 

  Conan O'Brien : There you go. And now, you get your passport. Uh, there you go.

  [Guy hands him a passport] 

  Conan O'Brien : There's your U.S. passport right there.

  Jim Carrey : Wow. This is just fantastic. It truly is a real, this is a real, no really, it's a dream come true for me. I just have one question for you, Mr. Secunder: Why would I want to become a U.S. citizen, when I'm from the greatest country in the world?

  [audience cheers] 

  Jim Carrey : You know what I think of your passport? Huh? You know what I think of your passport?

  [chews the passport up] 

  Jim Carrey : That's what I think of your passport! That's what I think of it. Mmm, it tastes like manifest destiny!

  [spits it out] 

  Jim Carrey : Get outta here! Move it!

  [kicks at Guy's butt as he leaves] 

  Jim Carrey : Get outta here! Move it!

  [audience cheers as Jim chants "Ca-na-da!" Then Jim goes backstage] 

  Jim Carrey : Hey man, it's just a bit, right? You have the real one?

  [Guy hands him a new passport] 

  Jim Carrey : Oh thank you so much.