was NBC's original choice for the new host of Late Night once David Letterman
announced he was leaving to go to CBS. Carvey turned down the offer, but would later host a prime-time variety show, The Dana Carvey Show
(1996), for ABC. This short-lived series has been considered a good indicator of what his version of Late Night might have been like since it shared regular Late Night with Conan O'Brien writers such as Robert Smigel
and Louis C.K.
on its staff. See more
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[to the tune of "The Safety Dance"
You can make toast if you want to, and leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't toast, and if they don't toast, then they're no friends of mine.
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Are you all finished? Should I bring you the check?
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