I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)

My Hero? (1965)

Jan Arvan: Auctioneer

Quotes 

• Auctioneer : [Tony is placed on slave auction]  How much do I hear?

  Bidder : One shekel is all he is worth.

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : One shekel? I'm a college graduate! I'm worth at least... Let me out of here!

  Auctioneer : Did I not tell thee he was high-spirited.

  Bidder : Three shekels.

  Auctioneer : Oh, three shekels. He is worth twenty times that much. Look, look at these teeth!

  Anthony 'Tony' Nelson : I have a lot of cavities. I use the wrong toothpaste! I appreciate your interest in me, Sir. But I am late for the office. Excuse me.