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"I Dream of Jeannie" My Hero? (TV Episode 1965) Poster

(TV Series)

(1965)

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Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: [after Tony wishes for Jeannie to get rid of his swimming pool, she zaps it away, leaving his head stuck in the patio concrete] Help!

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Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Say, has the weather changed much in the last two thousand years?

Jeannie: Oh, weather is weather. In ancient Persia we had an old saying: "Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it."

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: You're kidding.

Jeannie: I jest you not, Master.

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Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Hey where did we get the groceries?

Jeannie: Oh, I went shopping early this morning.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: You left the house?

Jeannie: Yes. I had to hurry down to my neighborhood grocer to shop for your supper.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Well, now, who told you to do that?

Jeannie: A man on television.

Jeannie: Figures.

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Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Come on, let's go.

Jeannie: Where?

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Well, down to the market. Maybe we can still catch him.

Jeannie: Please, do not bother. You-you have to go breathe.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: I do not have to breathe.

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Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Hey, where are we?

Jeannie: We're at the market place, Master. Oh, and there is Ali, the man who hit me.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Wait a second. Wait. That was two thousand years ago?

Jeannie: Yes.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Well, why were you crying about it this morning?

Jeannie: I just remembered it.

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Auctioneer: [Tony is placed on slave auction] How much do I hear?

Bidder: One shekel is all he is worth.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: One shekel? I'm a college graduate! I'm worth at least... Let me out of here!

Auctioneer: Did I not tell thee he was high-spirited.

Bidder: Three shekels.

Auctioneer: Oh, three shekels. He is worth twenty times that much. Look, look at these teeth!

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: I have a lot of cavities. I use the wrong toothpaste! I appreciate your interest in me, Sir. But I am late for the office. Excuse me.

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Jeannie: [introducing Tony to Ali] This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space. This is Ali, killer of many giant men.

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Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Captain Anthony Nelson, United States Air Force, serial number 36076A. And that's all the information I'm required to give.

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Jeannie: I came as quickly as I could to tell you the news. Oh, Mama. I can hardly wait for you to meet your new Son-In-Law.

Jeannie's Mother: Oh, my dear.

Jeannie's Father: And what does he do for a living, my daughter?

Jeannie: Oh, he flies through space, Papa.

Jeannie's Father: From this he makes a living?

Jeannie: He is most clever.

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Jeannie: [introducing Tony to her parents] This is Nelson, flier through the moons of space. This is my mother.

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Jeannie's Father: It is sad. We were such a happy family before the tragedy overtook us.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Tragedy?

Jeannie's Father: When our daughter refused to marry the wicked Djinn and he turned her into a genie.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Oh, yes, that. Well, every family has its little problems. Will the wedding be soon, Sir? I'd like to see it, but I really ought to be getting back to Cocoa Beach.

Jeannie's Father: What is this 'Cocoa Beach'?

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: It's a little town east of... Baghdad.

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Jeannie's Father: Tell me, my son, how many camels dost thou have?

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Why... why none. I...

Jeannie's Father: None?

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Well... well, I mean, I have none with me.

[both chuckle]

Jeannie's Father: My daughter tells me that thou art a prince among princes.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Well, you know how Jeannie exaggerates.

[both laugh]

Jeannie's Father: I would wager that thou hast a king's ransom in goats and oxen.

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: Yeah, well, I-I can honestly say I have as many goats and oxen as anyone in Cocoa Beach.

Jeannie's Father: I'm pleased to hear that.

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Jeannie: Miss Galaxy is a fat showoff. They should call her: Miss Full Moon.

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Jeannie: Did you really mean it when you said that I was the greatest thing that ever happened to you?

Anthony 'Tony' Nelson: I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.

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