Bill Hufsey: Christopher Donlon, Prince Frederic of Vatonia

Quotes 

• Christopher Donlon : Look, ehm... Mr. Rosenkrantz, I-I'm really not looking for a career in foreign films. Maybe France, but Vatonia... I dont think I'll pull enough exposure.

• Christopher Donlon : Underneath this masculine exterior, there happens to be a very sensitive guy.

  Holly Laird : Chris Donlon, sensitive? Does not compute.

• Christopher Donlon : Whatever happened to loyalty?

  Ivor : Loyalty is good, but money is better.

  [laughs] 

• Christopher Donlon : [dressed as Prince Freddy]  Someone tried to kill me!

  William Rosenkrantz : Don't be ridiculous. They tried to kill Freddy.

• Dwight Mendenhall : Step outside, Donlon!

  Prince Frederic of Vatonia : [posing as Chris Donlon]  Do I have to?

  Dwight Mendenhall : Fine, we'll slug it out right here.

  Jesse V. Valesquez : [shouting from the sidelines]  Yo, Dwight, he's gonna rip your face off!

  Dwight Mendenhall : I don't care, I don't like my face anyway.