The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
One Armed Bandits (1979)
Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer
Quotes
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The Balladeer : This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke. They're cousins. They fight the system.
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The Balladeer : Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin. She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie Oakley, and knows the words to all Dolly Parton's songs.
Bo Duke : Now if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.
Daisy Duke : That's never stopped anyone in this family before.
Bo Duke : You got a point there.
[laughs]
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[Opening line, as the series debuted]
[the Dukes's car, the General Lee, is in hot pursuit of a police cruiser]
The Balladeer : Welcome to Hazzard County. You probably noticed there's something different here. Well, this is Hazzard County - they do things different here.