[Opening line, as the series debuted]
[the Dukes's car, the General Lee, is in hot pursuit of a police cruiser]
The Balladeer: Welcome to Hazzard County. You probably noticed there's something different here. Well, this is Hazzard County - they do things different here.
The Balladeer: This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke. They're cousins. They fight the system.
Cooter Davenport: Crazy Cooter talkin'. Turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble, gobble.
Luke Duke: Did you copy that Daisy? Cooter's on 421.
Daisy Duke: 10-4.
Luke Duke: [to Bo, in the General Lee] Hit it.
Leroy: [Daisy, in a bikini, pretends to be stranded] Lookey here, lookey here. What have we got here?
Driver: Leroy, let's get that girl right here. I'm gonna steal that away. Are you having trouble, little lady?
Daisy Duke: Yeah. I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?
[Driver & Leroy laughed together]
Driver: There ain't no beach around here.
Daisy Duke: Oh. And me with this basketful of lemonade and chitlin sandwiches.
[Driver & Leroy laughed together, again]
Bo Duke: All right boys. Hang 'em high and don't look around.
Daisy Duke: Now, y'all promised me you wouldn't bring machine guns.
Moss: [as Daisy first walked by Moss, working, serving meals and drinks, in the Boar's Nest] Hey, I wish you was on the menu!
[as Daisy walked by Moss again, he grabbed her]
Moss: Hey, don't forget we have plans, later.
Daisy Duke: Get your cotton-pickin' paws off.
Moss: Now, that I finally got a hold, I think I'll just hang on.
Daisy Duke: Let go.
Moss: No, it feels kind of nice. I cant...
[as Moss started to say I can't. Daisy made him let go, by stomping her thin high heel shoe, onto his foot, causing excrutiating pain, making him let go]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Go faster!
Dobro Doolan: Well, I don't wanna get a speedin' ticket!
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: From who, you jackass?
[as Sheriff, Rosco Coltrane was about to arrest Daisy Duke, she immediately kicked him quick and hard, in his rear, knocking him down and got away, in his Hazzard County Sheriff car]
[after Daisy kicked and escaped from Rosco, Rosco drew out his gun, to aim at his car and Daisy Duke]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [Immediately after Daisy Duke, escaped from him, in Sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane's Hazzard County Sheriff's car] Damn! Damn! Damn!
Uncle Jesse: [hearing his nephews complaining about Cooter's reckless driving, and how Cooter has damaged the car that Luke had loaned him] Why would you let Cooter borrow your car? Next time you think of loanin' it to him, just run it off a cliff - - you'll save gas that way.
Bo Duke: You know, when I got up this mornin', the biggest thing on my mind was to do a little rabbit huntin'.
Luke Duke: Then the hounddog runs off...
Bo Duke: ...and my car is taken...
Luke Duke: ...and now we're chasin' the sheriff's car. Ain't you glad we're not in the big city where life gets complicated?