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"The Dukes of Hazzard" One Armed Bandits (TV Episode 1979) Poster

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[Opening line, as the series debuted]

[the Dukes's car, the General Lee, is in hot pursuit of a police cruiser]

The Balladeer: Welcome to Hazzard County. You probably noticed there's something different here. Well, this is Hazzard County - they do things different here.

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The Balladeer: This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke. They're cousins. They fight the system.

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Cooter Davenport: Crazy Cooter talkin'. Turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble, gobble.

Luke Duke: Did you copy that Daisy? Cooter's on 421.

Daisy Duke: 10-4.

Luke Duke: [to Bo, in the General Lee] Hit it.

Leroy: [Daisy, in a bikini, pretends to be stranded] Lookey here, lookey here. What have we got here?

Driver: Leroy, let's get that girl right here. I'm gonna steal that away. Are you having trouble, little lady?

Daisy Duke: Yeah. I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?

[Driver & Leroy laughed together]

Driver: There ain't no beach around here.

Daisy Duke: Oh. And me with this basketful of lemonade and chitlin sandwiches.

[Driver & Leroy laughed together, again]

Bo Duke: All right boys. Hang 'em high and don't look around.

Daisy Duke: Now, y'all promised me you wouldn't bring machine guns.

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Moss: [as Daisy first walked by Moss, working, serving meals and drinks, in the Boar's Nest] Hey, I wish you was on the menu!

[as Daisy walked by Moss again, he grabbed her]

Moss: Hey, don't forget we have plans, later.

Daisy Duke: Get your cotton-pickin' paws off.

Moss: Now, that I finally got a hold, I think I'll just hang on.

Daisy Duke: Let go.

Moss: No, it feels kind of nice. I cant...

[as Moss started to say I can't. Daisy made him let go, by stomping her thin high heel shoe, onto his foot, causing excrutiating pain, making him let go]

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Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Go faster!

Dobro Doolan: Well, I don't wanna get a speedin' ticket!

Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: From who, you jackass?

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Boss Hogg: Hot damn. I wish them Duke boys was on my side.

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[as Sheriff, Rosco Coltrane was about to arrest Daisy Duke, she immediately kicked him quick and hard, in his rear, knocking him down and got away, in his Hazzard County Sheriff car]

[after Daisy kicked and escaped from Rosco, Rosco drew out his gun, to aim at his car and Daisy Duke]

Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [Immediately after Daisy Duke, escaped from him, in Sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane's Hazzard County Sheriff's car] Damn! Damn! Damn!

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Uncle Jesse: [hearing his nephews complaining about Cooter's reckless driving, and how Cooter has damaged the car that Luke had loaned him] Why would you let Cooter borrow your car? Next time you think of loanin' it to him, just run it off a cliff - - you'll save gas that way.

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Bo Duke: You know, when I got up this mornin', the biggest thing on my mind was to do a little rabbit huntin'.

Luke Duke: Then the hounddog runs off...

Bo Duke: ...and my car is taken...

Luke Duke: ...and now we're chasin' the sheriff's car. Ain't you glad we're not in the big city where life gets complicated?

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