Charmed (TV Series)

Witchness Protection (2004)

Charisma Carpenter: Kira, The Seer

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Quotes 

• The Seer/Kiera : I've got one more thing I'd like to add to that list, and it's something only the Elders can give. And it's a deal-breaker. I wanna be made human.

  Piper : What? Why in the hell would a powerful demon want to be made human?

  The Seer/Kiera : Hell being the operative word, as in, I live there and it sucks.

• The Seer/Kiera : LEO!

  Piper : Did she just call for Leo?

  Phoebe : Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.

• Paige Matthews : That's Kyle. Get upstairs.

  The Seer/Kiera : Relax, relax. Everything's gonna be great, and later, everything's gonna be really, really great.

  Paige Matthews : Really?

  The Seer/Kiera : ...,Just don't let him eat the eggplant.

  Piper : What? What's wrong with my eggplant?

• The Seer/Kiera : Oh, and, um, can you get me one of those cute little scrunchie-faced dogs? A shar-pei, I think they're called. Oh, I always wanted a pet. Oh, and if you could throw in a lap pool, that would be great.

  Leo Wyatt : You know, you might wanna narrow it down to your top ten demands.

  The Seer/Kiera : Hey. I've got something you want, okay? And the minute I spill my guts, I have no more bargaining chips. So I'm milking it for all I can.

• The Seer/Kiera : [after getting attacked by a demon]  I can't believe I slept with that guy.

• Phoebe : Paige. Demon. No active power. Do something!

  Paige Matthews : Mirror!

  [Mirror orbs of the wall, the Seer dodges and it crazhes to the floor] 

  The Seer/Kiera : Is that my bad luck or yours?

• Piper : You know, if you want us to make a deal with the Elders to make you human, I think you need to give us something.

  Paige Matthews : Wait. Back up. Did you say human?

  The Seer/Kiera : I know, I know. I wouldn't actually have a soul, but I could live with that.