Charmed (TV Series)
Charmed Noir (2004)
Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell
Quotes
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Phoebe Halliwell : [Reading "Crossed Double-Crossed"] Listen. "Riding in Eddie's car, Lana and the Fed...
Piper Halliwell : Lana and the Fed?
Phoebe Halliwell : Hey, at least he's not calling him Kyle,
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[Miss Donovan is crying about the gnome murder]
Phoebe Halliwell : Aw, Miss Donovan, ahy are you crying?
Paige Matthews : One of our teachers. He...
Phoebe Halliwell : Oh. Did he break your heart? Well you call the right person. I can handle this.
Paige Matthews : No...
Phoebe Halliwell : Shhh. Cupid works alone.
[to Miss Donovan]
Phoebe Halliwell : Now did he hurt you? I know, I know, it hurts. But you can't give up on love. It could be the biggest mistake you ever make. Now I could fix you up with one of my readers because I'm doing this series in my paper where I play Matchmaker. I actually have one in mind for you.
Paige Matthews : Wait. He didn't break her heart. He was murdered.
Phoebe Halliwell : Oh. Why didn't you tell me that?
Paige Matthews : I tried to but Cupid shushed me.
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Phoebe Halliwell : [about Leo] He's just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right?
Piper Halliwell : No, I know, I do, and I would like to do that as well, just, I don't know, I can't help but think-...
Phoebe Halliwell : Your guard's up.
Piper Halliwell : Yeah, and-...
Phoebe Halliwell : You wanna lower it, you just can't.
Piper Halliwell : But still, I-...
Phoebe Halliwell : Feel vulnerable and don't want to get hurt again.
Piper Halliwell : Uh, could I possibly have a chance to express my feelings?
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Leo Wyatt : The pens are fine. The book's just not letting you write them out.
Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, but why not?
Piper Halliwell : Well, maybe it's against the rules. I don't know, the book is writing itself, maybe they have to save themselves.
Phoebe Halliwell : Then why was I able to write in the flat tire?
Piper Halliwell : It's just another plot twist which we could add but we can't bail them out. Heroes have to be heroes.
[pause]
Piper Halliwell : I read a lot.
Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, I know you do. Maybe you should get out a little more.
Piper Halliwell : Easy, cupid.
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Phoebe Halliwell : I am trying my hand at being a novelist. See if I can write in a little twist to help Paige out. Then suddenly... they got a flat tire.