Blackadder (TV Series)

The Black Seal (1983)

Rik Mayall: Self - Mad Gerald

Quotes 

• Prince Edmund : Look, this may seem a stupid question ...

  Mad Gerald : Question, yes?

  Prince Edmund : ...but you wouldn't know if there's a way out of here, would you?

  Mad Gerald : A way out? Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ...

  [twelve months later] 

  Mad Gerald : ...ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! "A way out," you say? I haven't heard those words, "a way out," for... ooh ...

  Prince Edmund : Twenty years?

  Mad Gerald : Yes, twenty years! Not like "Mr. Rat." I'm always saying, "Mr. Rat."

  Prince Edmund : Who?

  Mad Gerald : Mr. Rat! I say, "Good morning, Mr. Rat, how are you today?" And he'll say

  [pressing his nose] 

  Mad Gerald : "meep meep."

  [pause] 

  Mad Gerald : Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ...

  [time passes] 

  Mad Gerald : No, you mustn't be rude about Mr. Rat - he's my friend. Well, there's him, and there's Mr. Key.

  Prince Edmund : What?

  Mad Gerald : Mr. Key. I made him from my own teeth. Good morning, Mr. Key!