All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie and the Computer (1973)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : Hello. This is Archie Bunker talking to you from the grave. Wish you was here!

• Archie Bunker : What's wrong with your mother? Every day she's nuttier than the day before!

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Archie is sorting through the mail]  Is there anything for me?

  Archie Bunker : Naw, nothin' for you, Meathead. Just for your mother-in-law -- sympathy cards.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Those people probably found out you're still alive.

• Mr. Dundee : [shows Archie his Veterans Affairs computer card record]  Each of these little holes has a meaning all its own. This is your life, Archie Bunker.

  Archie Bunker : A bunch of holes?

  Mr. Dundee : That's what it comes down to. And you see that little hole here?

  Archie Bunker : Yeah?

  Mr. Dundee : That's the one that means you're dead.

  Archie Bunker : Fill that in, will you?