- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Archie is sorting through the mail] Is there anything for me?
- Archie Bunker: Naw, nothin' for you, Meathead. Just for your mother-in-law -- sympathy cards.
- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Those people probably found out you're still alive.
- Mr. Dundee: [shows Archie his Veterans Affairs computer card record] Each of these little holes has a meaning all its own. This is your life, Archie Bunker.
- Archie Bunker: A bunch of holes?
- Mr. Dundee: That's what it comes down to. And you see that little hole here?
- Archie Bunker: Yeah?
- Mr. Dundee: That's the one that means you're dead.
- Archie Bunker: Fill that in, will you?