The Hunting Party (2007)

Dylan Baker: CIA Operative

Quotes 

• CIA Operative : Let me tell you something, Mr. Cunt...

  Simon : Hunt.

  CIA Operative : Mr. *Hunt*. You're lucky I haven't already arrested your sorry ass and thrown you in a dark fucking hole with no fucking exits.

• CIA Operative : If I ever hear from you again, the CIA will be on you like a cheap suit from the Men's Wearhouse. You'll be arrested, jailed, and sodomized by a big, dumb, large-cocked Serbian bastard for the rest of your shitty little lives. And if you don't care about that, if you *like* big Serbian cock and you still plan on reporting any of this, then your friend Boris will find himself eaten by a tiger or a lion or a squirrel of whatever fucking animal we can find in darkest Africa. And you'll have to live with *that*.

  Simon : I assume that I can quote you on the squirrel remark.

• CIA Operative : Let me ask you a question. why would you think the CIA would want to let a war criminal go?

  Simon : Let me ask you a question. In five years, why has the CIA, the Hague, the United Nations and NATO not been able to find a guy that we found in just two days, if you actually wanted to find him?

• CIA Operative : The CIA has a bright side, the CIA has a dark side. And then there's the gray side. We do the things that people don't need to know about. It's a part we deny even exists. It's a part of the CIA that's been working for the last 3 weeks in Bosnia on the Fox.

  Simon : And what have you been working on doing? Making him disappear?

  CIA Operative : Let me ask you a question. Why do you think the CIA would want to let a war criminal go, huh?

  Simon : Let me ask *you* a question. In 5 years, why has the CIA, the Hague, the United Nations, and NATO, not been able to find a guy that we found in just 2 days? If you actually wanted to find him.