A Prairie Home Companion (2006)
John C. Reilly: Lefty
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Quotes
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Lefty : The blind man's seeing eye dog pissed on the blind man's shoe. The blind man said "Here Rover, here's a piece of beef for you." His wife said "Don't reward him, you can't just let that pass." The blind man said "I gotta find his mouth so I can kick him in the ass."
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Lefty : Now, how long you been doin' this?
Garrison Keillor : Doin' what? Puttin' my pants on?
Lefty : How long you been doin' radio?
Garrison Keillor : Oh. I don't know. Thirty-some years, I guess. Started out in Mark Twain Days, Mississippi River and they hired me to play Huck Finn. I was running a raft on the Mississippi and carrying people across, and, it ran into the wake of a steamboat.
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Lefty : [singing] When a beautiful young naked woman, Stood up in front of the group, She offered Gramps some super sex, And he said, 'I'll take the soup'!
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Garrison Keillor : That's our show. Remember to keep your feet on the ground, your hopes up high, pray for rain, keep the humor dry. And eat those Powdermilk Biscuits. Thank you, everybody.
Garrison Keillor , Rhonda Johnson , Yolanda Johnson , Lola Johnson , Dusty , Lefty , Jearlyn Steele : [singing] Come and sit by my side if you love me, Do not hasten to bid me adieu, But remember the Red River Valley, And the one who has loved you so true...