Clone High (2002–2003)

Jeffrey Garcia: Jesús Cristo

Quotes 

• Joan of Arc : Jesús Cristo, do you know the story of Joan of Arc?

  Jesús Cristo : Yeah I saw the movie when it was out on DVD, homes! She's like 16, right, and then God told her to make da Frenchies fight the Englishes you know people dat drink tea all da time and have big teeth? And then people started getting mad because she was hearing voices and then at the end she got burned at the stake, pretty good I give it thumbs up, homes!

  Joan of Arc : Basically. I've never been able to live up to her, and that's why instead, I became a cynical, angst-ridden goth girl, but now I'm hearing voices! Religious voices!

  Jesús Cristo : Damn. Wait, did they tell you who going to win the Latin Grammys. If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me, don't tell me. It's Ricky Martin, huh?

  Joan of Arc : This is totally freaking me out!

  Jesús Cristo : Hey, take a hit, relax! God's message can be a total trip. But ya know you gotta do what he tells you eh, because God has a plan for all of us. A painful, painful plan.