Sabretooth (2002 TV Movie)

Josh Holloway: Trent

Quotes 

• Trent Parks : I don't think I want to go camping anymore. Let's do something a little more peaceful... like bungee jumping, or sky diving!

• Trent Parks : We got to get out of here.

  Casey Ballenger : Where's Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?

  Trent Parks : It had her. There was nothing I could do. It's one of those dinosaurs.

  Casey Ballenger : What?

  Trent Parks : Those tigers with the teeth.

  Casey Ballenger : A sabretooth?

  Bob Thatcher : What?

  Leon Tingel : You're talking crazy, man. They're extinct.

• Casey Ballenger : At least we'll be safe if we're attacked by boards.

  Trent Parks : That's called humor, right?

  Leon Tingel : Trent, Trent, who is that?

  Trent Parks : That's your fearless leader on this trip the Ice Queen.

  Leon Tingel : Yeah, maybe I can warm her up.

• Jason : Excuse me. Umm, what type of facilities will we have on this shindig?

  Casey Ballenger : Facilities?

  Jason : Yeah. You know for like, bathing, scrubbing, stuff like that.

  Trent Parks : He wants to know where the bathrooms are.

  Jason : Yeah.

  Casey Ballenger : Welcome to the great outdoors.

  Trent Parks : Where the world is your toilet.

• Lola Rodriguez : Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?

  Jason : My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.

  Trent Parks : You can't baby 'em.

  Casey : I'm doing the training this year.

  Trent Parks : You might as well do it right.

  Casey : Are you gonna criticize everything I do?

  Lola Rodriguez : Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.

  Trent Parks : Do it your way.

  Leon Tingel : He's an asshole, anyway.

  Trent Parks : He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.

  Casey : Yeah, well maybe he will.

• Trent Parks : Truth or dare?

  Lola Rodriguez : Dare. No, I want truth.

  Trent Parks : You ever slept with a girl?

  Casey Ballenger : Okay, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired.

  Lola Rodriguez : No. Have you?

• Trent Parks : You okay?

  Casey Ballenger : I'll be all right once we get off this mountain.