God, the Devil and Bob (2000)

James Garner: God

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• God : The Devil and I have a deal: I get them until they're 12, he gets them until they're 20.

• God : Bob, don't air-quote. It only annoys people.

• God : In the old days, I used to come down here all the time. But issues would always come up, I'd end up smiting people...

• Bob Allman : You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa.

  God : That's because there always is a crisis in Africa.

• God : [on the answering machine]  Bob? It's me God. Bob? I hate these things. Bob, pick up. Bob don't screen your Maker.

• God : Give it up, you're too late.

  The Devil : It's not fair! It's not fair! It's never an even playing field! I always get the short end! Just for once I'd like to...

  God : Go to hell.

• Bob Allman : I was trying to get a hold of you all day.

  God : You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way.

  Bob Allman : Then what's prayer?

  God : Corn nut?

• Bob Allman : Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof.

  God : Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut.

• God : Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water.

  Bob Allman : You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie?

  God : I didn't even see that.