Muppets Treasure Island (1996 Video Game)

Bill Barretta: Clueless Morgan, Angel Marie, Mudwell the Mudbunny

Quotes 

• Clueless Morgan : Hey hey you know, that Squire's a real smart person. Yeah you know, we went to Oxford together.

  Mad Monty : Oxford university?

  Clueless Morgan : Well, you mean there's a university there? Figured.

• Angel Marie : You know, if we don't get on our ship soon, we may have to find an honest job in Bristol.

  Walleye Pike : An honest job? I'd rather be gully hated.

  Mad Monty : That can be arranged mate. That can be arranged. Sigh let's keep looking.

• Stevenson the Parrot : [Hawkins wakes up from his sleep in the barrel and opens the cover]  Hey hey Hawkins! Wake up! I think I hear something.

  Mad Monty : [the pirates yell, laugh and complain]  Grr. I'd say we kill the captain now! Along with that Hawkins and the other fleet! Ha ha ha! Apple anyone?

  Bad Polly : And after that, we can put that son of a bear and make a rug out of him.

  Clueless Morgan : Yeah! And then we'll dress up like ladies and big hats and pointy shoes and dance on him.

  Long John Silver : Patience you scurvy dogs! We'll take control of this ship soon enough! And if any of you mutiny before I say so! I will do to you what I'm going to do to them! I say we go ashore and find the treasure. When we return to the ship. We'll kill the lot of them! And the treasure, will be ours!

  [the pirates yell] 

  Mad Monty , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie : Yeah! Grr! Murder!

  The Great Gonzo : Why those little worms!

  Rizzo the Rat : And speaking of worms, I'm hungry. Where's breakfast?

• Long John Silver : Hey mate! Come a little closer won't ya. I need a hand here before shoving off to the island. And be quick about it! The tide is coming in!

  The Great Gonzo : Be quick about it? I'll give him quick about it!

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah I've got a good mind to tweak his nose!

  The Great Gonzo : Ooh. That sounds like fun. Could you do me next?

  Rizzo the Rat : Oh get out of here!

  Long John Silver : Hawkins mate! Will you do old Long John a favor and hand him his crutch? I can't reach it from here!

  Stevenson the Parrot : Okay Hawkins. I guess you should help the one legged man. You know the nice one legged man who we overheard saying going to kidnap you and steal the treasure and kill everyone on board ship and Wait wrong! Don't don't don't help the one legged man hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

  Long John Silver : Grab him boys!

  [Hawkins gets captured and blindfolded by Mad Monty regardless of whether or not the player hand clicks the crutch or not] 

  Mad Monty : Gotcha! You're coming with us!

  [Gonzo gasps and the pirates puts Hawkins in the jolly boat] 

  The Great Gonzo : Gasp! Whoa Hawkins! Aggh!

  Long John Silver : Heh heh heh. We got you now Hawkins! The captain can't maroon us on the island with you on board.

  Clueless Morgan : Good thinking boss.