Monkeybone (2001)

Brendan Fraser: Stu Miley

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Quotes 

• Stu Miley : So how long have you been in here?

  Steven King : 25 Years. I steal the golden ticket and Cujo gets to use it.

• Stu Miley : Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey!

• [last lines] 

  Stu Miley : [Buster runs over to Stu, who is near a fountain]  Hey buddy! How are ya?

  [chuckles] 

  Stu Miley : How are ya?

  [Stu stands up and sees Julie, who is by the fountain] 

  Julie : [looks into Stu's eyes]  Is it you? Is it really you this time?

  [they kiss and the camera turns to Herb, who is in the water near the fountain] 

  Herb : [to the camera]  People, for the love of God, take off your clothes. Take *off* your clothes!

  [the scenery turns to cartoon, Herb flies away, a number of people remove their clothing and become monkeys] 

• Stu Miley : The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.

  Kitty : What a lucky girl!

• Death : [sitting at the controls of a tower monster]  I do like to dress up when I come down town. So, how was she?

  [meaning Julie] 

  Stu Miley : [standing on the monster's right hand]  She was... she was beautiful. Of course I was decomposing at the time but... at least now she knows how much I love her.

  Monkeybone : [looking nervous]  Uh, excuse me, Death... I hate to break up this little love test, but my little bladder is about to burst.

  [Death pulls a lever, and the hand Monkeybone is on swings over Stu] 

  Monkeybone : [screams]  BUT I'VE *REALLY* GOTTA GO!

  [the hand covers Stu, then rises off him revealing Monkeybone has disappeared] 

  Stu Miley : [feeling his head]  Where, where's Monkeybone?

  Death : Back in your head where he belongs. I don't wanna hurt your feelings Stu, but on your own you're a tad vinilla, so I didn't want to send you back without him.

  Stu Miley : [surprised]  You're wha... did you? You're sending my *back*?

  Death : [sure]  Yes. I'm sending you back.

  Stu Miley : Thank you. Death...

  Death : I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead I hear they're dying to meet me.

  [chuckles] 

  Death : Come on Stu. Turn round.

  Stu Miley : [turns around]  Like this?

  Death : Yeah, uh-huh.

  [looks up] 

  Death : Stu, little higher.

  [Stu steps higher up the palm, and the other hand comes up behind him] 

  Death : See ya!

  [the finger springs off the the thumb, sending Stu back] 

• Julie : It looks so... new.

  Stu : Well that's because it is new!

  Julie : But the heirloom - your grandmother's ring...

  Stu : What? You want a used ring?

• Stu : So I thought what the hell I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married? But on the other hand if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.

  Herb : Testify about what?

• Stu Miley : Back in the pack!