Stuart Little (1999)
Michael J. Fox: Stuart Little
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Quotes
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Stuart Little : So, what do I call you?
Mrs. Little : Mom.
Mr. Little : And Dad.
Mrs. Little : We haven't told you the best news of all.
Mr. Little : You have a brother, named George.
Stuart Little : What do I call him?
Mrs. Little : George.
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Stuart Little : Good-bye, fake father! Good-bye, fake mother!
Mrs. Stout : Good-bye, fake son!
[Stuart drives off in the toy car]
Mrs. Stout : I'm gonna miss that boy.
Mr. Stout : I'm gonna miss that car.
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Smokey : How you doing? You must be Stuart.
Stuart Little : Actually... I must be going.
[Gets back into his little car]
Lucky : What's your hurry, Murray?
Red : Yeah, where ya going, Murray - - Urm Stuart. What's his name?
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Smokey : Say good night... Tinkerbell.
[Snowbell gulps]
Stuart Little : Hey, Smokey! His name is Snowbell!
[Smacks him off the tree with a branch, Smokey screaming]
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Monty, the Mouth : Aren't you gonna' run?
Stuart Little : Why?
Monty, the Mouth : 'cause you're a mouse.
Stuart Little : I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.
Monty, the Mouth : A mouse with a pet cat?
[rolls over and laughs out loud, repeating that line over again]
Stuart Little : I guess that is pretty funny.
Monty, the Mouth : Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!
[laughs hard more, and looks down at Snowbell, who is embarrassed]
Monty, the Mouth : Your new little master? Wait 'til the boys hear all about this!
Snowbell : Ah, the humiliation!
[to Stuart]
Snowbell : I'm going to kill you!
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Stuart Little : Now I know that fairy tales are real.
Snowbell : [From the top of the stairs] Fairy tales are real? Oy, I think I'm gonna cough up a furball.
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Stuart Little : Snow, where are you going?
Snowbell : Oh, I gotta yawn, stare at traffic, lick myself. And believe me, that could take hours if you do it right.
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Stuart Little : I'm so happy! I... I feel 10 inches tall!
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Stuart Little : You seem tense!
Snowbell : Tense? Oh, I'm - I'm way, way past tense
Stuart Little : Well, maybe I could help. Can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy.
Snowbell : How'd you like to rub it from the INSIDE, mouse-boy?
Stuart Little : I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you did with a pet.
Snowbell : A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be livin' in a hole. This is my family.
Stuart Little : Can we share them?
Snowbell : Read my furry pink lips. "No!"
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[Stuart is trapped in a washing machine which is filling up. Snowbell arrives]
Stuart Little : Snowbell! Thank goodness, you're here. Do you believe this? I'm locked in the washer. Can you help me? Can... can you turn this thing off?
Snowbell : Why would I turn it off? It's my favorite show.
Stuart Little : [laughs] That's funny! That's funny, Snowbell.
[notices that Snowbell is leaving]
Stuart Little : Snowbell, you can't leave me!
Snowbell : Talk to the butt.
Stuart Little : Snowbell, where are you going?
Snowbell : Oh, I've got to stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself and believe me, that can take hours if you do it right. Ciao.
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Smokey : [pushes the branch Stuart's on down] Here you go, boys! Dinner's served!
Monty, the Mouth : Alright, Smokey! Way to go!
Stuart Little : Oh dear!
Lucky : Look, it's mouse on a stick! I love mouse on a stick!
Monty, the Mouth : A little further! Keep him comin'! Keep him comin'! Alright I can almost reach him! Keep him coming! I got him, he's mine!
[Snowbell snaps the branch]
Monty, the Mouth : What the? Hey, the branch is the gonna!
Snowbell : Well, what have we got here?
Monty, the Mouth : Snow, don't come out here, the branch is breaking!
Snowbell : Stuart, are you alright?
Stuart Little : Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.
Snowbell : Just hang on, I'll take it from here!
Monty, the Mouth : Huh? Take what?
[Snowbell pushes the branch Monty's on with Red and Lucky on further]
Monty, the Mouth : Hey, c'mon Snow! You wouldn't do this to me? I'm not your old buddy?
Snowbell : Don't worry, buddy! I'm sure you'll land...
[he pushes the branch further]
Monty, the Mouth : No, no Snow! What're you doing?
Snowbell : On your feet!
[the branch snaps sending Red, Lucky and Monty into the water, all three cats screaming and splash in the water]
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[when Snowbell spots Stuart lying in bed]
Snowbell : Are you cozy?
Stuart Little : Yes, thanks. I'm quite comfortable.
Snowbell : All I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat!
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Stuart Little : I thought I was in a fairy tale.
Mr. Stout : Fairy tales are made-up stories, Stuart. This is real.
