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8/10
Timothy "Speed" Levitch is more than just a New York crank.
OneLuLu10 November 1998
Timothy "Speed" Levitch is more than just a New York crank, he's a spokesman for the genX drop out philosophy; find the space you are happy in, forget the rest. Forget the conventions, forget the rules. He's cruising because he's in love with everything that is creative and destructive in himself. That's what a romantic does. And he is the quintessential modern romantic.

The Cruise has been criticized as for being a purely sympathetic portrait of Levitch-- but that's what makes it so exhilarating; we are brought to Levitch's way of seeing; we don't come to judge, but to cruise.

When I try to think of flaws in this movie, I come up with virtues: that we don't get enough, that Levitch's secrets are not revealed, that we are left wondering about the reactions of those pastel-visored tourists... these mysteries actually augement the movie's charm.

I should have given it a nine.
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7/10
A Cruise Worth Taking
noisepatrol20 July 2006
Part Allen Ginsberg, part Woody Allen with a sprinkling of Harvey Fierstein and Albert Camus Timothy Speed Levitch takes you on a unforgettable tour of NYC - The genuineness of his love for NYC, it's history, it's culture is infectious- There is an alluring innocence about Levitch though you can't help wondering what the issue or issues are that darken his soul; is it drugs, his sexuality, mental illness? Add Levitch to the long list of highly actualized, highly troubled human beings whose struggles illuminate the journey. The scene of his visit to the grounds of the twin towers is haunting and you wonder if this film could have been made in post 9/11 world
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8/10
Living Organism
curtis-j-collier19 March 2006
I really well spoken film. To think that the point of this film is that the world sucks is to completely miss the point. This is a celebration of New York city. A celebration of civilization. Yes, there are rants that seem pessimistic yet remain intelligent. "Speed" is poetic. Cinematography requires more for a city with such aesthetic qualities in its landscapes and architecture. At the same time, Speed's vocals make up for anything the camera loses and/or misses. I suppose this movie is more about Speed's interpretations and the way He sees New York than how it could be seen through a lens. It's his lens that we are permitted to see through.
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10/10
There are eight million stories in the naked city, and we'd allbe better for seeing this one
GregRG20 April 1999
The Cruise isn't so much of a film as it is an awakening. It is the story of one of the most unique, interesting, brilliant, and bizarre men in the most unique, interesting, brilliant, and bizarre of cities. The man is Timothy "Speed" Levitch. The city is New York. Timothy Levitch is a twentysomething New York City Bus Tour Guide. This is a good thing, because Levitch likes to talk, and talk, and then talk some more.

Levitch is a philosopher with a unique perspective on life: He views all the worlds materials as having a symbiotic relationship with each other in a way not so much cosmic as intertwined. This leads to his belief that The Brooklyn Bridge not only is one of his best friends, but the only friend who hasn't let him down. He also feels that he has had an on again off again relationship with New York City, and he has an ongoing battle with the "anti-cruise" forces. See, the anti-cruise forces are those that impose conformity on Levitch. Among others, these include his Grandmother, the police, and the city map grid.

All this may appear to be the ravings of a misguided lunatic, and at first glance Levitch surely fits the bill. Wearing something akin to Elton John's wardrobe, Levitch was a sight to behold at the premiere. However, there is more to him than that. You might not agree with Levitch after seeing this documentary, but you can't dismiss him either. He is often brilliant in his analysis of the inanities that we pass for our daily reality and routine. In his brilliant critique of the city grid system, when he says "why don't we just rob all our imagination and wonder," we tend to agree. According to Levitch, we often do.

Levitch is just as fascinating on his bus tour, speaking with a vast knowledge of NYC at a pace that demonstrates his nickname, "speed," perfectly. He mentions famous names and apartments in rapid fire succession, fascinating quotes, and interesting bizarre stories that hurl at you so fast that the tour must seem like a trip into another universe. And that is exactly the point of his tale. In one of the opening sequences, he says that the goal of the city tour is to change your view forever.

We see him talking and mingling with people, completely stripped of self conscience and convention that pervade our interactions. You see both a man full of insecurities, but also a man fully comfortable with them. In fact, you could even say he revels in them. Without those insecurities, he might not have the hatred of the "anti-cruise" forces that he, and the audience, have so much fun rebelling against.

This is never more true than in a fascinating scene when he stands with his friend the Brooklyn Bridge and verbally accosts all those who have done him wrong. These include women who have spurned him, students who picked on him, and many others, including his parents. The footage is breathtaking, hysterical, and sad all at the same time. It shows a man who may or may not have come to peace with his reality, who also fully understands that the world has not.

That scene, and the last one, where Levitch decides whether to open a door that leads to top of a skyscraper, considering the risk of the alarm going off, are the best in the film. That last one, which clearly demonstrates how and why Levitch has made the unique choices he has made, is all the more powerful, once we've gotten to know him.

The triumph of the filmmakers is in finding the material to begin with. Levitch is absolutely fascinating, and the filmmakers have brought this to the surface. They are smart enough to know they have a winner, and their style is for the most part unobtrusive. They show Levitch just being Levitch. Where the film has triumphed is at the editing level. The film's flow makes sense, and the footage they capture brings us the essence of the man.

After these 87 minutes, we feel like we know Levitch. We have seen him laugh, cry, scream, and talk, and talk, and talk. We have gone along for the ride. While we may not be fighting the "anti-cruise" forces after we've seen this story, we did for these 87 minutes. As the saying goes, "There are 8 million stories in the naked city," and we would all be better for seeing this one.
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10/10
What fun!
willisholder19 July 2006
I am a bit surprised to see the negative reviews on here because I thought the film was an absolute blast! The film follows an eccentric tour bus guide in New York City who speaks in a unique style with a wealth of knowledge about his beloved city. There is no more, on the surface, than that central premise.

However, the gentleman starring in this feature is a more interesting character than one might imagine could exist in such a position. Not only is he quite extraordinarily intelligent, but he has a very unusual perspective and form of delivery that is extremely engaging and fun to listen to.

I found myself not wanting the film to end as I grew to respect some of his ideas more and more. His oddball posture is so unique that it feels as though the movie front-loads viewers with strangeness, only to allow the more relatable side of him to slowly show itself as the film rolls forward. However, his ideas are simply more accessible as his delivery becomes more familiar to the viewer. A second viewing of the film showed me that I was too overwhelmed, in the beginning of it the first time around, by the sheer idiosyncrasy to pay attention enough to follow his line of expression.

I highly recommend this movie to anyone who likes unique characters or really good contemplative and philosophical conversation.
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Beware the Anti-Cruise
Schlockmeister30 March 2001
This movie is just fascinating to me. It is essentially just a documentary that follow a quirky New York tour guide around. Then you begin to listen to what he is saying and you get under his skin in a weird way. You realize that here is a man with an absolute joy of life and a philosophy that truly does work for him. As strange as he may be, we should all be so lucky to have it all figured as as he seems to. He speaks in a flowing stream-of-consciousness style and seems to enjoy using multi-syllabic words. We watch as he lectures his tour groups on various aspects of New York history and landmarks and on only one occasion do we see anyone sort of laughing and mocking. No one else seems fazed by him at all. Is this just New York? He is a philosopher of the city. His philosophy reflects living in an urban jungle of steel and concrete. He feels the city as a Native American might "feel" the woods. This movie is highly recommended. Seek it out.
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7/10
Unconventional
femaleasian20 September 2006
Alright, So Mr. Levitchs did talk like he was some sort of cocaine addict, standing on a sub-way in the inner-most city of New York and yes he tried to preach wisdom into every tourist sitting on the double decker buses, but so what. He's just a man with something to prove. Everyone in life has something to prove and this is just his signature way of doing so. Levitchs is more than a tour guide he's an artist, and an abstract one in this case. It's been said "To create, sometimes you must rebel." And that's exactly what he was doing. The red shirt he was complaining about wasn't about art but what he believed in and how to stay true to himself. "Creative people do not feel the need to conform to society's standards. They often swim against the current and flow with their own way of thinking and living. They have original ideas that literally turn the world upside down and right-side out. " And thats exactly how I saw Timothy Levitchs. Does it really matter what you think about the man? Not really. I believe Mr. Miller had a bigger picture for this movie. You would not just see Tim Levitchs as a deranged man but an average (or more than average) man understanding more than what society expects. reviews are reviews. judge this movie for yourself. watch it.
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10/10
A fantastic ride with an unforgettable character , who is the GenX's Woody Allen
ralphmouth4 August 2002
For anyone who has spent any time with New York or New Yorkers, this film is a must see. After you spend 90+ minutes with Timothy Levitch, you have to love the guy and hope that nothing tragic ever happens to him. I'd love to see him make a successful transition to the late night talk show circuit. Timothy Levitch is just a precious, complex jewel of a person. May he live long and prosper.

The director had a very cooperative subject, who is very comfortable being his unaffected self.
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6/10
New York at its quirky outsider insider best, but it's not so engrossing after awhile
secondtake3 February 2012
The Cruise (1998)

Who is Timothy Speed Levitch?

A New Yorker, most of all. If you're a New Yorker, you know what I mean.

He's a quirky individualist who is the tour guide on one of those buses with an open second layer on top, and he rambles with idiosyncratic abandon about different aspects of the city. It would be fun to have him for your real tour guide, but I don't do tour buses, and of course the movie is all most of us have instead, so you do get something here of the man's style and his love of the city. Eventually it becomes more than a weird love letter to New York, and we come to see how a man is coping with being alive in the city and making sense of the systems that he finds insidious (including the justice system, which he once negotiated as an accused).

If you like documentaries, and you like New York, and you appreciate oddball people, this might just be a great little movie. Overall, I found it too narrow, too dependent on liking the main and only character, and too unexceptional (actually) to take off.

"Don't look up until after you're dizzy." This is just after he tells a boy on the bus that it's fun to stand between the twin towers and spin until you get dizzy, and they you can look up and it seems like the two buildings are about to fall on you. In a way, this defines fully half of the man, his boyish lack of restraint, his joy for life. He layers lots of facts about New York City into this zany fun outlook.

I didn't get swept up by his monologues partly because I've known too many people like Levitch, at least in pieces, just by knowing lots of artists and others who want to do their thing and the world can take it or leave it. His freewheeling theories are really not that strange, either, and the self-aggrandizing hidden by a veneer of humility is a bit too much about ego. Listen to me, he says, and we have to listen, even when it's not really so interesting. Don't get me wrong, I find Levitch to be an attractive kind of person, someone who is alive on their own terms, who has theories about how that world works that can't hold water but are functional anyway, and who is actually happy amidst all the grey sadness.

Still, I got a bit restless and bored by the not-so-brilliant after all chatter. Yet, it occurs to me that other people may not have run into these kinds of people, and this movie is a great entry point, and hopefully one that makes you appreciate all of them, Levitch in particular. Really, I wish I was more like him, and maybe in my own way I am, though I lack his unselfconsciousness. But what I mean is we are all secretly wishing we could just throw out all the worries we have and live what seems to be a very simple life, giving people pleasure on these bus tours and therefore seeing New York yourself, and lots of different kinds of people, every day you go to work.

It's not enough for a great movie, but it's unique enough and unpretentious, and filmed with a low-budget accessibility (by the director), you should give it a shot. You'll know after ten minutes what the flavor of the whole movie is, and even much of the content.
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10/10
"The Cruise"
mrmojo-risin12 October 2005
Timothy "Speed" Levitch has one of the most beautiful and poetic minds I have ever heard displayed in a film such as "The Cruise." Not only is he true to the New York state-of-mind, he's true to a desolate part of the Universal Mind, as well. As far as his voice is concerned, I think it's insatiable and charismatic. His voice adds to his character and to the diatribe of the film, too. I don't believe that this film was made for everybody, if it had been, it would have been massed produced and on DVD. However, this film is for anyone who sees the darker side of life, but seeks something more. This film is funny. The people who watch it should laugh, but be so thankful it didn't happen to them.
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10/10
Beauty, Depth, Honor and more - the mind of a postmodern mystic
J. Post4 December 1999
This film gives a breathtaking look into the life and insights (these terms seem bland when referring to speed levitch) of a person who seems at peace and in turmoil all at once - and absolutely reveling in it. In my mind, the artists who created this film about such a genius artist are due as much deep respect, even gratitude, as is Speed Levitch for living so fully honest. To me, Speed Levitch embodies Nietzche's sovereign individual and the type of individual we can all learn so much from. His words are at times mind-blowing, heartbreaking and joy-inducing all at once. This movie is as rare as the Speed Levitches in this sleeping world of "non-emotive" zombies.
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1/10
The Cruise
ciaobern12 March 2006
The world's worst movie. I bought it based on the wonderful job Bennett Miller did with CAPOTE. The comments on the packaging were intriguing and I thought this would be an interesting tour of New York City especially with the Twin Towers mentioned in the blurb. Instead what you get is a pretentious, annoying, self-indulgent, non-sensical, faggy monologue by the tour guide. You hardly see New York at all. The black and white doesn't work at all. The camera work is beyond bad....kind of like a home movie. I can't believe I wasted my money buying this piece of crap. How could Bennett Miller think this was a movie worth doing. Couldn't he tell after the final edit that it was junk? It certainly doesn't take much talent to direct a movie if that's what gets directed. I want my money back!
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A Natural Born Poet
jacksflicks6 April 2004
This little film could also have been a great story for The New Yorker. When I saw Tim "Speed" Levitch, I thought, Wow, I know this guy! He's every New Yorker I've ever met - tough, effete, gruff, wise, silly, profane, provincial, cosmopolitan, neurotic, eloquent, voluble, accessible, insecure, indomitable...

A few points:

I hope Speed wasn't fired by Grey Line (like he was afraid he'd be) for his choice comments and his non-regulation livery.

Grey Line should wise up and charge a premium for the "Speed Tour" and give Tim Levitch a fitting raise.

More than anything else, "The Cruise" is a portrait of a natural-born poet in his element.
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8/10
An exhilarating portrait of a fascinating man.
ChloeS897 April 2015
The Cruise is a 1998 documentary film focusing on Timothy Levitch, a tour guide for bus tours of New York City who became a local celebrity due to his unconventional and idiosyncratic commentary on the city. The film follows Levitch as he provides psychedelic interpretations of the city to tourists, philosophizes on life and accosts those who have wronged him-all at a frenetic pace.

Levitch's love for the city is obvious, his passion admirable and his philosophies interesting.

Overall, "The Cruise" is an exhilarating portrait of one of the most fascinating men to ever walk the Earth that's both hysterical and poignant. 8.5/10
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9/10
Madison avenue
doblepar4 August 2018
The best New York City ad I've ever seen! ¡La mejor publicidad de New York que he visto!
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10/10
Good if u can get past subject's speaking voice.....
mrcaw1221 April 2004
You will enjoy this period piece on a slice of Manhattan even more as the years pass. Lots of quirky New "YAWK" types and plenty of the sights and sounds of the big apple. Unfortunately, there is one "sound" in the movie that could just possibly ruin the whole experience of this movie for you and that's the subject of this video's speaking voice. Let's put it this way, he makes Woody Allen's speaking voice sound like "butter". Seriously, our "TOUR GUIDE" in this flick has the most god awful speaking voice I've heard in years. He's got this whiny, squeaky, nasally drone which is of course, totally ironic since he makes a living speaking to hundreds of out of town tourists each year. I almost turned the video off when the it first started because the guy's voice is just so annoying. But if you can persevere and get past his voice, you'll enjoy the slice of New York life that this video offers.
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8/10
A provocative and satisfying night on the town.
thickets@uniserve.com6 November 1999
Timothy "Speed" Levitch is an interesting person in an interesting town. We follow this eloquent, thoughtful, and passionate guide for Gray Line tours in New York, catching him at his best and worst moments. This is the kind of movie you can sit down and lose yourself in, despite any conventional elements of plot, action or romance. The plot is Levitch's meanderings through the city. The action is his refusal to wear Gray Line's red blazers and his struggle with an alarmed emergency exit. The romance is his love of NY, exhibitionism with tourists, and eroticism he finds in terra cotta building facades.

The Cruise is a glimpse into the life and mind of a rather extraordinary citizen of the times, as he fights what he calls "anti-cruise". Anti-cruise can be described, in a very limited sense, as convention, conformity, and oppression of different levels, and Levitch's fight is at once provocative, amusing, and always insightful. His fight is neither rancorous nor glorious--it is not the Braveheart fight-to-the-death crusade, but rather it is the day-to-day struggle against his career, aspirations and memories, and this makes it all the more identifiable and inspiring. Levitch has the uncanny ability to crystallize ideas which remain unspoken or indeed semi-formed in the conscience-at-large, and furthermore to plant the seeds of still greater ideas.

This movie may not be at the top of your "to see" list, but it should be.
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8/10
life is a cruise
christophertodwoods22 October 2005
Excellent documentary, would recommend to anyone who has ever questioned existence. This documentary follows around one unique individual in his quest of self-discovery. Operating as tour director on one of New York Cities double decker tour buses, Timothy, the lead character comments on history, life, and New York. His unique viewpoints allot for New York City being alive and if I remember correctly: a woman. Very entertaining with enough "truth" and quirkiness to generate like from most any crowd. The best feature of this film is its raw honesty. Beyond that, "The Cruise" is a fuin ride. I would even go so far as to recommend buying this one.
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1/10
Terrible, Worst movie ever
aflynn199327 September 2012
This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. It is about some random gay? hippie guy and he just goes around New York City acting stupid, saying weird things and making sexual noises. He is very weird... He just wants attention. Don't give it to him. Ridiculous. This is really all I have to say, but I have to put 10 lines in here for some reason, so I will just write some more. This guy talks about having "love affairs" with everything. He acts like he just wants to have sex with everything he sees, from the World Trade Centers, trees, buses, everything, except people. Don't watch this movie unless you have to for a class or something like I did.
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Genius or Nutcase?
joshuabyron10 November 2005
It's hard to tell. I was the Assistant Music Supervisor on this film and the reason it was shot in B&W was because Bennett Miller made the film on about $5,000 - It had nothing to do with trying to be "Arty." I saw the rough cuts of the film, and they were great because they gave you more of a glimpse into Tim's life. I ran into him on Wall Street this spring (2005), where he was shooting something. We chatted for a few minutes, but he was predictably vague about what he was doing and trying to comprehend the "Tim-Speak." The WTC scene is a little spooky to watch these days, but it's my favorite scene in the film for posterity reasons.
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9/10
Fantastically interesting
erichrattenburg8 August 2005
The Cruise follows a man with a lot to say. An incredible amount to say. Timothy "Speed" Levitch never stops talking, and he even has found a way to make his living while talking; he is a tour bus driver in Manhattan.

Many reviewers seem to think that Levitch is full of himself, full of self-pity and full of hot air, and I think all that is certainly true. What he is also is a fascinatingly interesting character brimming with ideas. He might be full of manure, but he never bores.

The picture looks great for video, as it is presented in black and white, which is unusual for video but definitely adds to the presentation here.
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10/10
A documentary of genius, all the way around.
christopherleebrick29 March 2020
One of the most profound and beautiful films I have ever seen. Period. I have a personal collection with 1,400 titles of mostly good to great movies. "The Cruise" resides at the top of the treasure chest. With all that is going on (3/29/20) with the China flu and NYC being ground zero in America, this film is more relevant than ever. And the fact that this footage was shot before the towers came down only adds to it's profundity.
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8/10
Civilization
predragrados3 May 2018
CIVILIZATION IS THE AMPUTATION OF EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US, AN EXPERIMENT CREATED BY ALIENS UNABLE TO HAVE SEX. CIVILIZATION IS THE MOLESTATION OF EVERYTHING WE EVER COULD BE, A GIANT REPRESSION MELTING INTO SUPPRESSION, SO THAT YOU NEVER SAY WHAT YOU MEAN. CIVILIZATION IS BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS, SPLITTING US APART. WE ARE WRECKAGE WITH BEATING HEARTS. CIVILIZATION IS A CAN OF HAIR SPRAY... SPRAYING FOR THE SEASONLESS VEIN INTO A HAIR NET MADE UP OF CURLS, ONLY EVER MEANT TO BE WAVES. CIVILIZATION-GENOCIDE BELIEFS, MORALISTIC, SEE-THROUGH LACE BLOUSES, MISSILES BALLISTIC, LACKADAISICAL, MELANCHOLIC RED LIPSTICK. WHEN ONE FEELS NAUSEOUS BUT DOESN'T FEEL SICK. CIVILIZATION KNEW WHO YOU WERE BEFORE YOU WERE EVER BORN, FORGAVE YOU WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU NEEDED FORGIVING. AND YOU NEVER ONCE SURPRISED THIS CIVILIZATION. AND YOU NEVER ONCE FELT THAT SENSATION
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9/10
I loved it, but can see how it would not suit everyone
ecobiker-007102 May 2017
The best advice I've seen from other reviews is -- give this ten minutes and you'll know whether you should bother with the remaining hour or so. But if you love New York and its denizens, and if you romanticize its gritty, not-so-distant past (even if at the time it scared you), and if you marvel at how ordinary people can become extraordinary when given the right milieu, then I think you will love this film.

The cinematography is intimate, almost as if taken with a selfie stick. This intimacy is well considered and executed, because the film amounts to a soliloquy of a thoughtful and thought-provoking young man who can definitely string together a sentence or two or twenty. Is he self-absorbed? Yes. Is he boring? Sometimes. Isn't that the point of watching this film? This effort is not about viewer entertainment per se, although viewers can find this sort of thing very entertaining if they have the right mindset.

Bottom line: you do have to know what you're getting into, but if you're up for it, so is he.
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1/10
Get Off the Bus, Loser
NoDakTatum19 November 2023
Do not be fooled by the video box cover that tells you this is the man Woody Allen wants to be. Timothy "Speed" Levitch is a tour bus guide who waxes philosophical about how the tour bus "cruise" is a lot like life, and man, there are "anti-cruisers" out there who want to put your own personal tour through life down. I eventually came to immensely dislike Levitch and this waste of film.

Levitch is not in love with New York City. Levitch is in love with his own voice talking about his love of New York City. The entire film consists of a camera following Levitch around as he spouts his own twisted life philosophy, and wondering aloud why everyone cannot be more like him. There is no dramatic thrust here, the most suspenseful scene involves his distaste for the new red shirt he must wear as a uniform. I think it is red, this is in black and white for no other reason than to be artsy. Levitch once spent time in jail, and this had a profound effect on him. I do not know what he was in for, we never find out. Levitch's origins are also a mystery. Is he a native New Yorker? A new arrival who got caught up in the excitement, no matter how fringe-like his existence is? We never find out. The film makers leave us with over an hour of Levitch's rantings and ravings, and his pithy, self-serving comments while taking bored tourists around in an open air double decker bus. He is trying to change people's souls through the tours, when in all actuality, they probably just want a picture of the Chrysler Building. Levitch is so self-involved, to the complete ignorance of everyone around him, I do not think I could take five uninterrupted minutes with him. He uses many long multi-syllabic words, incorrectly, and over-analyzes everything- from the indestructiveness of a cockroach to the "style" of some plants on a New York sidewalk. He comes off as one of those kinds of people who would fart, then discuss the cosmic repercussions of such a wanton act of his own bowels. There is an infamous scene where Levitch rants on the Brooklyn Bridge, covering the gamut of anger towards a childhood bully to his mother's own menstrual blood. In the background, you can see the twin towers of the World Trade Center, shrouded in fog and looking half the size they once were. I thought to myself: wow, Levitch had a bad childhood like everybody else, yet there are thousands of people in that center who never did get a chance to rant about their past wrongs. They were snuffed out, and we are stuck with this self-pitying loser tour guide telling me how tough he had it. Sorry, I ain't buying it. Cruise past "The Cruise."
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