Nobody Knows Anything! (2003)

Ed Lauter: Gun Expert

Quotes 

• Gun Expert : Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree?

  Sarah : [noncomittal shrug] 

  Gun Expert : C'mon. Feel one.

  Sarah : Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns.

  Gun Expert : Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.

  Sarah : Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.

  Gun Expert : Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped?

  Sarah : [instantly shakes head rapidly] 

  Gun Expert : No. Then you carry a gun.