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Nobody Knows Anything! (2003) Poster

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Virus: Hey, I got one for ya. If you had to blow some guy, who would it be?

Jimmy: Excuse me?

Virus: Say you have to blow some guy, who would you pick?

Jimmy: I don't have to blow some guy.

Virus: Yeah I know you don't have to, but if you did, who would it be?

Jimmy: I try not to entertain that thought, and I don't think it's healthy when you do it.

Virus: C'mon, entertain it for a second; they got a gun to your head.

Jimmy: Well, if they got a gun to my head, odds are I'll be blowin' one of them.

Virus: You're missing my point.

Jimmy: Your point? I didn't realize there was a point.

Virus: Forget about it. All right?

Jimmy: Nah- All right. Who are they - friends of yours?

Virus: No.

Jimmy: This doesn't make any sense.

Virus: I don't know. Look, they're just guys, all right? They're like bored frat guys, they're out on a drinking binge looking for something to do, and somebody gave 'em a gun.

Jimmy: I give up. Who do I want to blow?

Virus: I dunno.

Jimmy: See? Neither do I.

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[first lines]

Sarah: I need ta... grab 'em in the first minute.

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Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.

Virus: Well it's not funny. It's cheating.

Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms

Virus: Whatever.

Jimmy: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

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Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!

Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.

Virus: What?

Patty: You're mixing your movies.

Virus: No I'm not.

Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh?

Patty: That's Joe Pesci.

Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver.

Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies.

Virus: No I'm not.

Patty: [disgusted] Whatever.

Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

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Gun Expert: Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree?

Sarah: [noncomittal shrug]

Gun Expert: C'mon. Feel one.

Sarah: Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns.

Gun Expert: Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.

Sarah: Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.

Gun Expert: Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped?

Sarah: [instantly shakes head rapidly]

Gun Expert: No. Then you carry a gun.

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[last lines]

Phil Phillips: [counting cash from Uncle Lou] I think he might be short.

Uncle Lou: It's all there! It's all there.

Phil Phillips: [rapid] Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.

Frankie C.: Are you... a little short.

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