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Writer:
David Pasquesi (writer)
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Release Date:
October 2003 (USA) more
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So Horrible I want my 10 minutes back more (4 total)

Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)
Linda Black ... Usherette

Alan Blumenfeld ... Mayor
Carmine Caridi ... Frankie C.

Margaret Cho ... Rental Car Agent
Peter Cohen ... Peach Protestor #3
Stephen Colbert ... TV Newsman

Mike Connors ... Joe Mannix
Paul Dooley ... Warden
Murphy Dunne ... Psychiatrist

Robert Englund ... Jack Sampson

Charles Esten ... Conner Fulton

Pat Finn ... Robber #2

Janeane Garofalo ... Patty
Melissa Green ... Young Miranda
Archie Hahn ... Youth Leader
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Additional Details

Also Known As:
Sarah: Portrait of a Film School Graduate (USA) (working title)
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MPAA:
Rated R for language including sexual references.
Runtime:
USA:88 min
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Certification:
USA:R | USA:PG-13 (DVD rating)
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Trivia:
The title comes from a William Goldman quote from his book "Adventures in the Screen Trade", where he says that "the single most important fact, perhaps, of the entire movie industry" is that 'nobody knows anything'. If there is a Roman numeral I to this book, that's it.... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one." more
Quotes:
[first lines]
Sarah: I need ta... grab 'em in the first minute.
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8 out of 16 people found the following comment useful.
So Horrible I want my 10 minutes back, 11 October 2006
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Author: slntnsnty from NY

I actually suffered through 10 minutes of this thinking that it might get better.... Please do yourself a favor, and don't bother watching this.

Unless you enjoy intolerably bad movies, your time is better spent anywhere else.

And I do mean ANYWHERE.

It is hard to believe that any of these actors who participated in this movie did not get banned from the business permanently. It certainly is a black mark on their careers in my opinion.

So, what was wrong with this movie? Poor Acting. Bad Jokes. Bad Plot.

What is good about this movie? You don't have to watch it.

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