Bio-Dome (1996)

Pauly Shore: Bud Macintosh

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Quotes 

• Bud : We have chippies, We have chippies, we got lots of stuff to eat!

• Bud : Dennis Hopper Blue Velvet, Oh I'm slutty Oh I'm slutty

• Bud : 'Scuse me miss. Are you tired?

  Mimi : What?

  Bud : Are you tired?

  Mimi : No. Why?

  Bud : 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

• Falkner : What do you guys want out of life?

  Bud : To die and come back as a leotard.

• Doyle : First Frisky now this! All I know is someone's goin' down!

  Bud : Whoa Doyle! Put the gun down, put the gun down stubs! We don't need evil right now, evil is not good!

• Bud : Alright people, stay with the group, and remember, here at the Bio-dome, we are dependent on balancing homos within the system

• Bud : Free Mahi Mahi! Free Mahi Mahi!

• Bud : Russel! How'd you get a job?

  Russell : Fucking President Clinton.

  Doyle : You had sex with President Clinton?

• Bud : Shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.

• Bud : Vazquez Lake?

  Doyle : More like Vazquez crap hole.

• Bud : Everything?

  [flash back of Bud And Doyle shaving a dog] 

  Bud : SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE! SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE!

• Monique : What about hands across America?

  Bud : I had arthritis!

  Monique : Farm aide?

  Doyle : I had fleas!

  Monique : The Save the Whales Campaign?

  Bud : Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?

• Bud : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! You guys aren't one of those freaky cults are you? Y'know, who dance naked and you want us to take off our clothes and feed us special punch?

  Falkner : ...No...

  Bud : Damn! We were so close.

• Bud : I propose that we plant these seeds and I know what your thinkin' "Illegal! Illegal!" but the value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin' it!

• Bud : And you're very, VERY good at it Stubs!

• Bud : I'm a Sherman tank!

• Doyle : Hi, I'm Doyle.

  Bud : And I'm Bud.

  Bud , Doyle : And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.

• Doyle : I don't want to have to eat you!

  Bud : I don't want you to eat me either.

• Bud : We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too.

  Doyle : Do we?

  Bud : No.

• Bud : Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt?

  Mimi : Did WHAT hurt?

  Bud : When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?