Captain Ron (1992)

Meadow Sisto: Caroline Harvey

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Quotes 

• Caroline Harvey : Captain Ron, I was wondering. Are we going to be going to any more "human" type places?

  Captain Ron : Well, you heard of St. Croix?

  Caroline Harvey : Yeah.

  Captain Ron : We're going to the island just to the left of it.

  Caroline Harvey : What's it called?

  Captain Ron : Ted's.

• Martin Harvey : [Walks down to the Ship's Cabin]  What's this?

  Caroline Harvey : Monopoly.

  Martin Harvey : No, this.

  [Holding a handgun] 

  Benjamin Harvey : Two .45's and a Mac-10.

  Caroline Harvey : It's this total macho trip, Dad, just ignore it.

  Martin Harvey : Where'd they come from?

  Benjamin Harvey : Captain Ron traded the Guerrillas for 'em.

  Captain Ron : Yeah, I thought we'd ought to have them, Boss. Cause, you know, we're gettin' into pirate waters, here, pretty quick.

  Martin Harvey : What pirates?

  Captain Ron : Pirates, of the Caribbean.

  Martin Harvey : Been to Disney World, one too many times? Have we, Captain Ron?

  Benjamin Harvey : It's true, Dad! They come up on you in high speed boats!

  Captain Ron : You know, I don't believe I've been to Disney World...

  [Interrupted by Martin Harvey] 

  Captain Ron : I've been to DollyWood.

• Handsome Guerilla : The American girls are very... what's the word? Superficial.

  Caroline Harvey : Yeah. God, I really hate that. Like, I'm into different cultures and different ways of doing things. Like we're watching "Mr. Ed" on TV the other day, and he's speaking French, or something.

• Katherine Harvey : What are we going to do?

  Martin Harvey : What can we do? Look around you. The sun is almost up. We are marooned in an unfriendly country. We have no luggage, no money, no passports and worse still... no reason or explination for even being here!

  Katherine Harvey : But we have our boat.

  Martin Harvey : No dear. If you'll look again, you'll notice that the pirates have our boat.

  Caroline Harvey : Now, wait a minute. That's our boat. We should do something.

  Martin Harvey : What are you saying?

  Katherine Harvey : I think she's saying that if the pirates have our boat, we should take it back from them. I say we fight them.

  Martin Harvey : Bloodthirsty, heavily armed Cuban pirates against the Harvey clan? It would take a miracle.

  [just then a 1950s retro car speeds by them] 

  Benjamin Harvey : Look! It's Captain Ron!